There are quite literally some Gareths.
Since the dawn of the Welsh language, there have more than likely been Gareths. Some hide in the shade, some are bound for greatness and jump into the light, others are computer programmers who quiet like coffee but not decaf. Which ever type they are there is one thing that unites them all... the name of Gareth.
The origins of a Gareth
Many believe Gareths aren't born they are honed from solid lump of Brandness. Skillfully worked night and day until they achieve a thick shiny coat of Brand Gareth that protects them from all manor of things. This is not true. It's harder to believe the truth. Gareths are created in much the same way as other people.
Why is there a need for Brand Gareth.
Well you are here. You recognise the need for Brand Gareth. People of lesser names have been unable to know the joys of having their name spelt with 2 r's or 2 a's for too long. Now they will know Brand Gareth.
The Origins of Brand Gareth
Brand Gareth didn't just happen. It took many months of skillful mixing of Brandness with the right amount of Garethnesity to get the perfect formula of Brand Gareth. This raw Brand Gareth was then molecularity alter in a lab by highly trained scientists with lots of letters after their names.